"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.


"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."


The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and t...

Did you hear about the honest, trustworthy politician that recently had his constituents best interests in mind?

Me neither.

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Limerick about Teddy

Lame is a senator who jets off
While constituents are freezing their butts off
Cancun might be warm
But the political storm
Will deservedly rattle his nuts off

Hillary Meets with Satan

Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer...

"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for ...

One day, some U.S. senators were discussing how best...

...to protect their constituents from predation by big businesses.

GOP Lemonade Stand

A Republican senator has set up a lemonade stand selling lemonade for a dollar to raise money for his campaign and remind his constituents of “the good old days”. It’s a big success, as many parents and grandparents take their children and grandchildren to show them how they used to make money back ...

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