I buy a TV every year with different amount of pixels

It's my new year's resolution

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Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it

Mein Kraft

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The worst thing about being a Japanese porn star

Is being born with pixelated genitals.

iPhone X, Pixel 2 XL, Note 8: a poor man's review

unaffordable, unaffordable, unaffordable

I really don't think Googles Pixel 2XL will sell that well in America

however look out when the 4XL comes out as that will be a much better fit for the general public.

Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...

We jacked up the price.

When I checked-in earlier today at the hotel, I asked if I could have a room with a street view.

The receptionist said "Sorry, they're all pixelated."

The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels.

We had two walk outs.

Phone troubleshooting

Recently had a phone for Christmas, a Pixel phone of which kept crashing. I tried everything, I tried to see if the protective casing was the issue, attempted to isolate the issue but to near no avail, I even sideloaded it with another version of android

Now I have found that the issue is tha...

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

New Years resolution

Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Yearโ€™s Resolution

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Pixels.

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They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

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My new year's resolution is 640 x 480

This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated.

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