When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated.

She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"

I buy a TV every year with different amount of pixels

It's my new year's resolution

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I read japanese jokes

But it was boring. All the punchlines were pixelated.

Google Pixel phones will soon come with its own proprietary mobile hot spot service that is currentlyin Alpha.

Much like their other services, Gmail and Gmaps, It is called Gspot, but phones are having a difficult time finding it.

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Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it

Mein Kraft

iPhone X, Pixel 2 XL, Note 8: a poor man's review

unaffordable, unaffordable, unaffordable

I really don't think Googles Pixel 2XL will sell that well in America

however look out when the 4XL comes out as that will be a much better fit for the general public.

Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...

We jacked up the price.

The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels.

We had two walk outs.

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The worst thing about being a Japanese porn star

Is being born with pixelated genitals.

Phone troubleshooting

Recently had a phone for Christmas, a Pixel phone of which kept crashing. I tried everything, I tried to see if the protective casing was the issue, attempted to isolate the issue but to near no avail, I even sideloaded it with another version of android

Now I have found that the issue is tha...

When I checked-in earlier today at the hotel, I asked if I could have a room with a street view.

The receptionist said "Sorry, they're all pixelated."

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

New Years resolution

Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Yearโ€™s Resolution

What are Mario's overalls made of?


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They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

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My new year's resolution is 640 x 480

This NYE I'm going out and getting fucking pixelated.

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