Pixel Jokes - 16 Hilarious Pixel Jokes

I buy a TV every year with different amount of pixels

It's my new year's resolution

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Hitler built a boat in pixelated blocks and named it

Mein Kraft

iPhone X, Pixel 2 XL, Note 8: a poor man's review

unaffordable, unaffordable, unaffordable

upvote

downvote

report

Google Pixel phones will soon come with its own proprietary mobile hot spot service that is currentlyin Alpha.

Much like their other services, Gmail and Gmaps, It is called Gspot, but phones are having a difficult time finding it.

upvote

downvote

report

When I woke up on January 1st, I was surprised to see that my wife looked very pixelated.

She saw the expression of confusion on my face and said, "oh, don't worry honey, this is just my new year's resolution"

upvote

downvote

report

Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone...

We jacked up the price.

upvote

downvote

report

The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels.

We had two walk outs.

upvote

downvote

report

Went to see the new " pixels " movie but

The resolution was bad

upvote

downvote

report

I just heard that they are making new tvs for people with short attention spans.

its gonna have 20x as many pixels as 4k.

It's called 80HD.

upvote

downvote

report

My friend Jack …

… woke up on January 1st 2021, glanced over at his wife Edna and was suprised to see that she looked weirdly pixelated.

“Oh my god!” he yelped with a look of confusion and growing concern on his face, “What happened last night?!”

Seeing his expression, Edna reached over to ...

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The worst thing about being a Japanese porn star

Is being born with pixelated genitals.

New Years resolution

Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I read japanese jokes

But it was boring. All the punchlines were pixelated.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

They say when a Japanese girl is really turned on...

The pixels will align.

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

upvote

downvote

report

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Pixels.

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.