Evaporated Milk Jokes - 6 Hilarious Evaporated Milk Jokes

I find myself confused everytime I open a can of Evaporated Milk

There is always liquid in it.

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I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day

when I opened it, it was empty.

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What do you call a Mexican women with three boobs?

Tres Leches

You Know It's Hot When ...

Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...

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50 Jokes for 50 US States Part III

# Arizona

Its so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.

Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let ...

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My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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