Spelling Bee Jokes - 39 Hilarious Spelling Bee Jokes

Spelling bee

A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.

"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.

He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"

"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a...

You hear about the kid who lost the spelling bee on the word "dairy"?

...I told him there's no use crying over misspelled milk.

I've always found spelling bees easy

B E E S. Simple.

Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'."

Contestant: "C-U-N..."

Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP."

What did the steak tell his son after he won the spelling bee?

Well-done

I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell "Armageddon"

But my friend said "don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"

An Etymologist and an Entomologist enter a spelling bee..

..into a spelling bee

Spelling bees always confuse me.

My word was "knot"

I asked if it was "not" spelled with a "K"

My teacher said "Yes it's knot spelled with a k"

I ended up losing

Little Johnny made it to the final round of the spelling bee.

Proctor: Spell there

Johnny: Can you use it in a sentence?

Proctor: They're having trouble finding their tickets to board that train over there.

Johnny: Can you give me the definition?

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Baskin Robbins spelling bee

A man walks to a Baskin Robbins and asks for a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The lady working there responds "I'm sorry sit but we are out of chocolate". But the man persists. "May I please have one scoop of chocolate". He repeats " I'll even pay extra". Though the man begs and begs, the lady workin...

Breaking: Spelling Bee Official Pronounced Dead.

He then used it in a sentence.

Spelling bee in heaven.

A married woman named Harriet was very ill and passed away. When she ascended into heaven, an angel was waiting for her. The angel said, "You can be allowed into heaven, if you spell a word for me." Harriet replies, "OK, what's the word?"
"The word is love."
"L-O-V-E, love." Harriet spells....

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It’s down to the final two at a championship spelling bee.

The contestant gets up to the microphone and the judge tells him the word is “walk.”

Confused, the contestant asks for a definition.

“To move about or travel on foot for exercise or pleasure.”

The contestant asks for a sentence to confirm what could be his final word was reall...

Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee?

For it was already spelt.

What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?

One conjures spells and the other spells conjure.

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A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.

A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."

Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"

A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."

The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."

Spelling Bee

It's cup final day and three boys in the class want to go home early to watch the match.

The teacher decides to hold a spelling bee and allow the boys who spell their words correctly to leave school for the day to see their team.

Tommy, spell dog for me please.

Easy sir, D-O-G.<...

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Why was the spelling bee cancelled?

One of the participants spelled disaster.

A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight

The vitamin B1

My friend said I was bad at spelling. I disagreed, so he challenged me to a spelling bee.

I excepted.

TIFU by spelling some words wrong and losing the spelling bee for my school.

Oops, wrong bus

I’m really good at spelling bees

It’s all the other words I have trouble with

Mike Tyson is hosting a spelling bee

A contestant approaches the stage and Mike says, "the word is dictate"

The contestant thinks for a second, clearly pondering the spelling of the word. "Dictate... Mike, could you please use that in a sentence?"

Mike smoothly replies, "Well of course. When I was in prison, Maurice told ...

Thomas finally gave up on his dream of being a champion after always vomiting at the National Spelling Bee

He’d always be known as an expeller now.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

"Define intervention."

Came up with this today at work.

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(OC) Why don’t Canadians participate in international spelling bees?

Because the judges say they use too many letters, eh?

I don't get what is so amazing about Spelling Bees

Bees B-E-E-S Bees

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When I was in the 6th grade I entered in the spelling bee. The first word they gave me was "constipation" and I misspelled it.

That shit was harder than I thought.

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee.

You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird...

Little Johnnie said, "No, but one time I saw a spelling bee."

When's the worst time to get diarrhea?

As your word in the spelling bee.

"Clever Hans" was a horse that could count. But you know what's more impressive than a counting horse?

...a spelling bee.

What’s better than a talking dog?

A spelling bee

What’s better than a spelling bee?

A navy seal

Little Johnny

It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny.

"Chloe, could you spell solidify?"

"Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."

"Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"

"OK. Um, in order to turn w...

A boy comes home from school crying.

“What the hell is wrong with you?” His dad asks.

“I lost the spelling bee today because I didn’t spell the word ‘posse’ correctly.”

“Well no wonder you lost, you can’t even say it right!”

Cat jokes

#10

Why does a tiger tell the truth?

Because he isn't a lion.

#9

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?

None! They were copy cats!

#8

Why did the cat run from the tree?

Because it was...

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Sixth-grade teacher

Mrs. Fisher, the sixth-grade teacher, tells the class that today they’re going to have a spelling bee.
Instructing the first kid to stand up, she asks, “Robert, what does your father do for a living? Say
it nice and clearly, and then spell it out.”
“My father’s a baker,” answers Robert. “B-...

The last time I saw an asian guy beat that badly.....

...it was by an indian girl at the Scripps National Spelling Bee

George W. Bush, Clarence Thomas, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Brett Kavanaugh all competed in a spelling bee...

Surprisingly, George W. Bush won.

He was the only contestant to spell "harass" as one word.

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