I've come up with some rules changes to make Settlers of Catan more realistic

Before you build a settlement, you have to murder and enslave all the natives that live on the island.

What did settlers eat when they headed west?

Oregon Trail Mix.

I hope this joke doesn't die of dysentery.

How much does a settler in the Old West have to pay for corn?

$3.14 an ear.

A caravan of settlers were on the Oregon Trail

Their Indian guide repeatedly amazed them with his ability to find game and avoid hostile tribes. One day, he reigned in his horse and jumped down and put his head to the ground.
“Buffalo come,” was all he said.
“How can you know that?” Asked one of the amazed settlers.
He looked up and rep...

My board gamer friend said “I love Settlers”

Well duh, who else would marry him

An old Navajo is being chased by settlers...

He runs into the nearest structure he can find, which happens to be an outhouse. Unshaken, he jumps in and hides. The settlers give up on their chase and the old Navajo is seemingly stuck.

A few days later, a young Navajo walking into the outhouse and sees the old Navajo still hiding.
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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers?

They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass.

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Appolcolypse

A zombie apocalypse had enveloped the earth. 99.9% of the world’s population had been annihilated and Carl, lone survivor, was venturing the land looking for somewhere to take shelter.

One day, he came across a prison. The place was full of people armed with swords, spears, axes and all kin...

What do the the people of Jamestown have in common with my ex girlfriend?

They’re both settlers

Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?

Settlers of Catalan.

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