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Colonists Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did the colonists say to the British when it was their turn to attack?

Europe!

Which American colonists really loved word play?

Punsylvanians

Why did Britain change its name to Brian?

Because those dang colonists got rid of their tea.

Why was Portugal the best colonial power?

Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.

More Tea!

An old Native American Chief was meeting with some Colonists for the first time. He welcomes then into his teepee and the meeting begins. As a show of good faith they offered him some tea and he absolutely loved it! The meetings conclude and the Colonists leave him some extra tea so he can enjoy it ...

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