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Colonize Jokes

I can’t wait until we colonize space

And then it’s two worlds one cup.

We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars.

All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!

What do you say when bees colonize your chest cavity and start a farm?

Bees till my beating heart.

Steve jobs and Bill Gates colonize Mars. What do they call the planet?

Planet of the Apps.

Why is it so hard to colonize space?

Because of meteor rights

Knock Knock

[PERSON] who's there

Colin

[PERSON] Colin who?

Colonization, just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in

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The Britain had just colonized Malaysia, three local criminals were caught and brought to the British Commander...

"They committed such deadly crimes, they should be beheaded!" The Lieutenant suggested the Commander.

Hearing that, the three criminals pleaded for their lives to the Commander.

The Commander agreed to let them live under one condition, which was to collect 10 fruits of same type.
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What would you call Australia if it were only colonized by men?

A penile colony.

I only started space exploration this week and already I've colonized Venus and Mars

V:e:n:u:s:a:n:d:M:a:r:s

Humanity has colonized Venus and Mars. Venus is a pressure-cooker hellscape with an acidic atmosphere, and Mars has almost no atmosphere at all. In comparison, bad weather on Earth...

is such a first world problem.

Give a Brit some tea and you'll make him happy for a day...

Teach him how to grow tea...

And he'll colonize your country.

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What does me and NASA have in common

We both want to colonize Uranus.

Are aliens from invasion movies actually British?

Because all they do is colonize

To all the Europeans suffering from the current heat wave, here is a reminder to stay strong.

Your ancestors colonized entire countries in much higher temperatures.

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