A scientist named Berade cloned himself 76 times. Because of a mutation, the clones were all much more muscular than the real Berade.
One day one of the clones said to his 75 fellow clones, "I'm tired of that weakling bossing us around! He's treating us like servants just because he created us!"
So the clones all picked up Berade and threw him into a pigpen. When Berade landed, a hornet's nest was dislodged, and the hornets...
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I walked in on my two Jesus clones having sex with each other today.
"Jesus fucking christ" , I exclaimed.
Why don't people like jokes about clones?
They're all the same.
I saw Sir Ian McKellan handing out leaflets about how Dumbledore and Merlin were fake clones of Gandalf
I had a look at one of the leaflets, and it turned out to be the usual propagandalf
What do you call 25 Mike Pence clones in a room with Donald Trump?
... Quarter pounder with cheese.
(Think British currency here)
Due to an accident about a month ago, I had too many clones running about at home, so I decided to take some to self-storage.
After making some new arrangements, I went today to pick them up. When I got there, they told me that my clones had been kicked out a couple of weeks ago because they don't allow residency in their units. I'm doing my best to stay calm, but I know it's going to take more than a few minutes to coll...
We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies
He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry