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Crossbreed Jokes

What do you get when you try to crossbreed a human and a moose?

Arrested apparently

What do you get when you crossbreed a cat with a duck

A platypuss

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what do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with an Elephant?

A dead Chihuahua with an eighteen inch asshole.

What do you get if you crossbreed a dinosaur with a lemon?

A dinosour

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New dog crossbreeds announced.

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as mou...

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny

What do you get when you crossbreed a horse and a wild pig?

Your neighboar

What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus?

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

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