What do you get if you crossbreed a dinosaur with a lemon?

A dinosour

Why should you never crossbreed apples?

Because you might discover Granny's Cox Delicious.

What happens when you try to crossbreed a turtle and a dragon?

You get a crushed turtle.

What do you get when you crossbreed a Chihuahua with a German Shepherd?

A que-nein.

What do you get when you crossbreed a horse and a wild pig?

Your neighboar

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect?

Bugs Bunny

What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus?

I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm.

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New dog crossbreeds announced.

Collie + Lhasa Apso - Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Pointer + Setter - Poinsetter, the traditional Christmas pet.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso - Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel - Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as mou...

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