Knockoff Jokes - 8 Hilarious Knockoff Jokes

What do you call a knockoff Sony?

Phony.

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The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

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I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists

It crashed and asked me if I'd like to send a terror report.

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I have an idea for a knockoff brand of headphones.

Beats, by Chris Brown

In available colors

* Blood red

* Teardrop blue

* Loose tooth white

* Bruise purple

* Open wound pink

* Unconcious black

* Pissed myself yellow

* Morphine clear

* Chris BROWN

Prices so low you will be ...

Don't drink Mr Pibb. It's just a cheap knockoff of Dr Pepper..

The dude didn't even get a degree.

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There was this guy named Barley Chown who produced knockoffs of famous designer brands, and was always trying to sell them in major retail stores. The head of purchasing at one store was named Sue Lee, and her policy was to never buy knockoffs as they competed with the more profitable designer bran...

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Did you guys hear about that weird snapchat knockoff that only lets you send pictures of sausages?

It has the wurst ratings.

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I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

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