Where did the Terminator find extra toilet paper?

Aisle B, back.

Terminator

My wife kicked me out of the house because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations..But, don’t worry. I’ll Return!!

Terminator and his friends were going to a costume party.

They all decided that they'll go as composers.

Friend 1: I'll be Mozart

Friend 2: I'll be Beethoven

Terminator: I'LL BE BACH

Michael: What do you call a terminator that doesn't let you finish your sentence?

Jim: Wha-

Michael: An interrupter.

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A man visits his doctor for an exam.

"Well, Mr.Brown." Says the doctor. "I have just discovered that you have one testicle made of wood and another made of steel."

"But that's impossible." Says Mr.Brown. "I've never had any operations and apart from that I have perfectly healthy children."

"How old are your children?"
...

I asked the clerk where the Terminator action figures were

She said "Aisle B, back".

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

I can do a really bad Terminator impression!

I'll return...

What do you call Aronold Schwarzenegger when he retires?

The Ex-terminator.

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Dyslexic Sex Terminator looking for roommate.

Live with me if you want to come.

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The Exterminator.

A Terminator walks into a bar...

He notices a fly and swats it, killing it immediately.

The bartender goes "I thought you only killed people."

The Terminator replies, "Negative. I am an Ex-Terminator."

What was the Terminator's worst Haloween costume idea?

"I'll be black"

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job.

Now he's an exterminator

Which movie villain works at the abortion clinic?

The Terminator.

My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actor

I didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”

Did you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is now running a pest management company?

He’s an ex-terminator.

The Terminator T-100 walks into a bar and says,

"Gimmie a screwdriver! I need to loosen up."

Arnold Schwarzenegger at the age of seventy one is to star in a new Terminator film later this year,

They have changed his catchphrase slightly though, to...

"Ah, me back."

What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

I'm going to an Italian restaurant with The Terminator...

I can't decide between pasta or pizza, baby.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a musician?

"I'll be Bach".

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

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Arnold Schwarzeneggar never has mice, rats or cockroaches in his house

He is an ex Terminator

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".

 


Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".

 


Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What is the Terminators Muslim name?

Al Bi Baq

Terminator walks into a police station

He opens the first office and two police officers stand there mouths open. They reach for their pistols, but the Terminator opens his mouth and out shoots the sound of ear piercing violins. The police officers drop their pistols and clench their hands against their ears, but it's too much, their hea...

The Terminator

I was talking with my good friend Arnold about what he was going to be for Halloween this year. It surprised me to hear that he intended to dress up as a composer. When i asked him which one he looked dead into my eyes and said "I'll be Bach."

Terminator doesn't google himself

he uses Altavista baby.

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