At the age of 73, Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in the latest Terminator movie.

The only difference is the catch phrase, which has been changed to...."Aaaaarrhh my back."

Michael: What do you call a terminator that doesn't let you finish your sentence?

Jim: Wha-

Michael: An interrupter.

Where did the Terminator find extra toilet paper?

Aisle B, back.

I can do a really bad Terminator impression!

I'll return...

I asked the clerk where the Terminator action figures were

She said "Aisle B, back".

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?

The Exterminator.

Terminator and his friends were going to a costume party.

They all decided that they'll go as composers.

Friend 1: I'll be Mozart

Friend 2: I'll be Beethoven

Terminator: I'LL BE BACH

If Sarah Connor needed pest control...

She can call an Ex-Terminator

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Dyslexic Sex Terminator looking for roommate.

Live with me if you want to come.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

A Terminator walks into a bar...

He notices a fly and swats it, killing it immediately.

The bartender goes "I thought you only killed people."

The Terminator replies, "Negative. I am an Ex-Terminator."

What are terminators called when they retire?

Exterminators

What was the Terminator's worst Haloween costume idea?

"I'll be black"

Arnold Schwarzenegger started a pest control business

He's an ex-Terminator

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Arnold Schwarzeneggar never has mice, rats or cockroaches in his house

He is an ex Terminator

My wife insisted on a threesome with that Terminator actor

I didn’t want to risk trouble so as soon as he turned up I said “I’ll be front”

Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job.

Now he's an exterminator

Arnold Schwarzenegger at the age of seventy one is to star in a new Terminator film later this year,

They have changed his catchphrase slightly though, to...

"Ah, me back."

The Terminator T-100 walks into a bar and says,

"Gimmie a screwdriver! I need to loosen up."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the movie execs when he found out they wanted more racial diversity in the Terminator movies?

I’ll be black.

What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Justin Trudeau gets a line in the new Terminator movie.

"I'll be black"

I'm going to an Italian restaurant with The Terminator...

I can't decide between pasta or pizza, baby.

The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

My friend asked if I wanted to be the Terminator or a 17th century composer for halloween

So I said "I'll be Bach"

What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a musician?

"I'll be Bach".

My wife said she is leaving me because I always mis-quote the Terminator films.

She'll be back.

The terminator is like cancer

They’ll both be back

A Jehovah’s Witness knocked at my door this morning.

“Could you spare a few moments to talk about the Judgement Day?” he asked.

“Well,” I replied, “I’m not a big fan of the Terminator series.” I Said

What did the Terminator chicken say when it crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?

I'll be Bach.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What is the Terminators Muslim name?

Al Bi Baq

Terminator walks into a police station

He opens the first office and two police officers stand there mouths open. They reach for their pistols, but the Terminator opens his mouth and out shoots the sound of ear piercing violins. The police officers drop their pistols and clench their hands against their ears, but it's too much, their hea...

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".

 


Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".

 


Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

The Terminator

I was talking with my good friend Arnold about what he was going to be for Halloween this year. It surprised me to hear that he intended to dress up as a composer. When i asked him which one he looked dead into my eyes and said "I'll be Bach."

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