Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?
They overreact to all external stimuli!
Do you know what a catalyst is?
Very popular felines.
I wrote down on a piece of paper several books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemical reactions, and told my kitten to go out and get them for me.
I gave my catalyst.
Jay-Z owned a baseball team.
From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...