Chronically Jokes - 4 Hilarious Chronically Jokes

What do you call a chronically drunk congress?

A beerocracy

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I'm chronically depressed, but my spirits feel uplifted when I'm outside in the beautiful sunshine.

I guess I must be Soular powered?

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Name for a PTSD support group

I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD. We were trying to think up a group name, apparently 'The Suicide Squad' isn't considered appropriate.

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Went to the doctor today, he came back with some good news and some bad news...

The good news is I have my shit together.
The bad news, I'm chronically constipated...

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