UPJOKE
longlong-standinglifelonglingeringpersistentperpetualfesteringethicallongtimehourlonghourslongdurationlongishminuteslongweeklong

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

prize winning pig [long]

The Johnson brothers have had longstanding rivalry with fellow farmers the Taft brothers for a decade. The Taft brothers constantly show them up, and Billy (the oldest) decides he's finally had enough, and this year they are going to win the prize for biggest pig at the county fair. He comes up with...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

“This is good!”

Once there was a king. His best friend was a commoner, a man who was the son of one of the royal housekeepers. They were of an age, and had grown up playing together in the palace gardens.

As they grew older, the king found himself more and more impressed with his friend’s ability to always ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.