Chinese Zodiac Jokes - 3 Hilarious Chinese Zodiac Jokes

According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 was the Year of the Rat

So we've been spending the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.

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So my Chinese Zodiac is a rat, and I was conceived and born out of wedlock

I'm very much a Rat Bastard.

My best friend is a Hare for her Chinese Zodiac, and she was planned. — She's clearly a hare-brained scheme.

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According to the Chinese Zodiac it is the Year of the Cock.

So it makes perfect sense that Donald Trump is president.

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