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My friend Ara and I agreed to meet up a mask party.

When I got there she was wearing a mask completely made of Makeup.

I looked at her and said, โ€œThatโ€™s some nice mask Ara.โ€

Half Italian, half Irish?

Call that *Spaghetti alla* car-bomb-*ara*

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

What kind of make up should you wear during a pandemic?

Mask-ara

I would tell some good Lord of the Rings jokes

but all the good ones ara-gone.

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