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Whatā€™s the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis?

If you answered ā€œI donā€™t knowā€? Then would you like to go for a picnic?

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A man wants to impress a girl, so he asks his friend to help him make a legendary meal.

His friend agrees, and they get the candle-lit table all set up. The man brings his girl in, pulls out her chair, then takes his seat. The friend then sweeps out, and presents... a bowl full of chicken drumsticks and a couple of glasses of milk.

The man is shocked, and makes a quick excuse be...

The Horse, the Cow and the Pig.

There once was a barn with 3 best friends who happened to be a Horse, a Pig, and a Cow.

They are together listening to the radio through the window of the barn and the Horse hears am the guitar and he says ā€œ hey I really love the guitar, you know what Iā€™m gonna learn itā€, so he goes off and l...

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