A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker...

A young, poor boy approaches a cheesemaker.

"Sir, I am very hungry. I am willing to clean your entire cheese shop for a pound of cheddar. "

The cheesemaker thinks for a moment, decides, and nods. "Forthwith!"

The little boy grabs a broom and vigilantly begins cleaning. ...

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What do the US and pervy cheesemakers have in common?

They both fuck the Kurds.

I asked a cheesemaker to show me his secret ingredient

He said," No Whey!"

What gun does a cheesemaker use?

A camemberetta.

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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