But he didn't have any spores or enough space to grow them, so unfortunately he wasn't able to. He just didn't have mushroom.
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A spores car!
Where do spores stay while on vacation?
My friend suddenly decided to have her dollhouse's interior roof checked for mold, and I thought...
...that's a little spore attic.
Did you hear about the girl who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time?
She became a little spore addict.
Where do fungi go shopping?
At the grocery spore.
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