What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

Where do spores stay while on vacation?

A mold-tel.

My friend suddenly decided to have her dollhouse's interior roof checked for mold, and I thought...

...that's a little spore attic.

Did you hear about the girl who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time?

She became a little spore addict.

Where do fungi go shopping?

At the grocery spore.

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What do you call a prostitute who likes mushrooms?

A spore.

[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey.

Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says…

Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line.
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