Why don't fruits in a basket get moldy at the same time?
Because mold is "spore"adic
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A spores car!
A farmer wanted to start growing mushrooms
But he didn't have any spores or enough space to grow them, so unfortunately he wasn't able to. He just didn't have mushroom.
Why don’t mushrooms get invited to games nights?
Because they’re spore losers.
My friend suddenly decided to have her dollhouse's interior roof checked for mold, and I thought...
...that's a little spore attic.
Did you hear about the girl who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time?
She became a little spore addict.
Where do fungi go shopping?
At the grocery spore.
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What do you call a prostitute who likes mushrooms?
A spore.
[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey.
Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says…
Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line. ...
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