Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody’s looking for Stilton.
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I once got kicked out of a Depeche Mode after show party for eating Dave Gahan's Brie and Stilton.
Apparently they were his own personal cheeses.
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what is a cheese's favourite Elton John song?
I'm Stilton standing!
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Current political meetings
Ministers said to have considered three options during yesterday's cabinet meeting, thought to be Stilton, Wensleydale and Brie.
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When John Lennon was a boy,
his best friend was a chubby lad named Winston - but because of Winston’s penchant for stuffing his face with Stilton, Red Leicester, Cheddar or Brie, naturally he was nicknamed “Cheese”. One hot summer day, a gang of friends decided to head off to the local quarry to cool off in the water. The...
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Cheesy Jokes
What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?
Camembert
What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?
Mascarpone
Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?
Because the Roquefort back
Why did the one legge...
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Every cheese joke I know
What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Halloumi
What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave? Camembert
What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam
Which cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese
Did you hear about the explosion at the...
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