A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.

"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch ...

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A bus full of cheerleaders drives off a cliff

Now in line at the pearly Gates the man says if any part of your body has touched a penis dip it in the water and proceed through the gates, the first girl says I touched one with my fingers, dip it in and go through the gates the man says, the next girl says, I gave one a handjob and precedes to di...

Joke from a popsicle: what did the cheerleader drink before the big game?

A root beer

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.

“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”

How do you know a cheerleader is into you?

She keeps yelling at you, "give me a D!"

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What did the tampon say to the cheerleader?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.

A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?

BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!

How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. She just holds the bulb in the socket while the world revolves around her.

What does the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader have in common?

They both suck for four quarters.

Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders?

Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

Whats the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader?

You know she never expects to get a ring

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

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3 cheerleaders NSFW

Three horny cheerleaders decide to take their boyfriends to a hotel and get fucked. So they check in at the hotel and go to their rooms. But their parents get worried for them and go looking for them. They find the hotel and go inside. They go up into the hallway and hear their girls. From one room ...

What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber)

Pom-Pomegranate

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks...

and shouts, "gimme a tea!"

Save the cheerleader, save Reddit.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common?

Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow.

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A week at the gym

Dear Diary

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called ...

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A woman walks into a Boots

And notices that the cashier was a cheerleader at her old high school. So to impress her, she decides to buy a pack of extra-large condoms, so that the cashier'll think her boyfriend has a huge dick.


She puts her items through, and the cashier scans them without a word. Disappointed at th...

Exam results

My daughter, the proud school football cheerleader, came down the stairs this morning, I said,

"Give me an E.."

She said, "E"

"Give me and F.."

"F"

"Give me another E.."

"E"

"Give me a U"

"U"

"And another E..."
...

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College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.

> Ohio State's
> Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know
> the meaning of the word
> fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
> the meaning of a lot of
> words...

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Tragic bus ride

The cheerleaders from Saint Mary's were riding the bus home from an away game when they were tragically struck by a semi killing everyone onboard.

All of the girls arrive at the gates of heaven at the same time where they meet Peter. Peter proclaims "all of the girls sins are forgiven but o...

Grandma Sent a Letter to her Friends

Dearest Ones:
 
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker an...

So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar...

And takes a seat in front of the bartender.
"Would you like to here a great blonde joke?" He asks.
The bartender leans in close and says,
"Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to ...

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