Why did the dyslexic association of America stop having their meetings at the YMCA?

They all showed up at Macys.

Why does Trump dance to "YMCA" and "Macho Man" but not "In The Navy"?

Because he dodged the draft, so he can't relate to it.

I walked past the YMCA yesterday

There was a teenage boy outside stroking some feathers.

I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".

YMCA?

Cause' M got 20/20 vision

I got thrown out of the ophthalmologist's office today for singing the YMCA.

Turns out you aren't supposed to help people during the eye chart test.

I went to a party today

The DJ played Macarena. So I did the Macarena.

Then he played YMCA. So I did the Y M C A

Then he played Come On Eileen. So I was asked to leave.

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Big ol fat man at the YMCA...

There's a big ol fat man at the YMCA taking a shower...

You gotta take a shower before you get in to pool at the YMCA...

Big ol fat man is taking a shower and a little skinny dude walks in and says wooooo-weeeeee, how long has it been since you saw your dick?

Fat man says, loooo...

I still remember the last time I created my own version of Fight Club.

Come to think of it, it was around the same time I was fired from the YMCA...

An electrical engineer is at his grandpa's funeral

His parents never told him how his grandpa had passed, so he walks around the funeral party asking for clues.
"He was at the gym" said one friend, but grandpa had a strong body and heart thought the grandson.
"It was in the bathroom," said a cousin quietly, but he would say no more.
"It was...

Why does Jesus never get invited to dances?

Instead of doing the YMCA he does the TTTT

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