Ymca Jokes - 7 Hilarious Ymca Jokes

Walked by the YMCA yesterday

A teenage boy was sat there stroking a duck.
I said "young man, there's no need to feel down..."

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Why does Trump dance to "YMCA" and "Macho Man" but not "In The Navy"?

Because he dodged the draft, so he can't relate to it.

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I got thrown out of the ophthalmologist's office today for singing the YMCA.

Turns out you aren't supposed to help people during the eye chart test.

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Big ol fat man at the YMCA...

There's a big ol fat man at the YMCA taking a shower...

You gotta take a shower before you get in to pool at the YMCA...

Big ol fat man is taking a shower and a little skinny dude walks in and says wooooo-weeeeee, how long has it been since you saw your dick?

Fat man says, loooo...

A cop, a cowboy, and a construction worker walk into a bar....

The bartender says "Hey fellas, the YMCA is down the street."

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I went to a party today

The DJ played Macarena. So I did the Macarena.

Then he played YMCA. So I did the Y M C A

Then he played Come On Eileen. So I was asked to leave.

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Why does Jesus never get invited to dances?

Instead of doing the YMCA he does the TTTT

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