Ymca Jokes - 7 Hilarious Ymca Jokes

Walked by the YMCA yesterday

A teenage boy was sat there stroking a duck.
I said "young man, there's no need to feel down..."

Why does Trump dance to "YMCA" and "Macho Man" but not "In The Navy"?

Because he dodged the draft, so he can't relate to it.

I got thrown out of the ophthalmologist's office today for singing the YMCA.

Turns out you aren't supposed to help people during the eye chart test.

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Big ol fat man at the YMCA...

There's a big ol fat man at the YMCA taking a shower...

You gotta take a shower before you get in to pool at the YMCA...

Big ol fat man is taking a shower and a little skinny dude walks in and says wooooo-weeeeee, how long has it been since you saw your dick?

Fat man says, loooo...

A cop, a cowboy, and a construction worker walk into a bar....

The bartender says "Hey fellas, the YMCA is down the street."

I went to a party today

The DJ played Macarena. So I did the Macarena.

Then he played YMCA. So I did the Y M C A

Then he played Come On Eileen. So I was asked to leave.

Why does Jesus never get invited to dances?

Instead of doing the YMCA he does the TTTT

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