And, as usual, since there isn't enough space available (ok, the other rooms are in even worse condition and the stoves ain't working, but I didn't tell you that) three men have to share a room. Two of them start drinking vodka and telling political jokes, laughing and joking all night while the thi...
A man offers Descartes $100 to jump in a lake.
Without thinking, Descartes ceases to exist.
Descartes walks into a bar...
The bartender asks, "would you like a beer sir?"
Descartes replies, "I think not.", and ceases to exist.
There's two cats, and both have to swim across a lake.
The first cats name is One, two, three, while the second cats name is Un, deux, trois. Which cat makes it to the other side of the lake?
One, two, three makes it across because Un, deux trois, quatre, cinq.
This is by far one of the worst jokes I've ever heard and you can only underst...
A woman brings her severly ill bird into the vet.
The vet rushes her back to the examination room, but unfortunately the little bird passes on before he can do anything for it.
He tells the woman that her bird has died, but she refuses to believe him and demands that he run tests to verify the little guy's demise.
The vet goes into th...
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[NSFW] So a man walks into a pet store, searching for a companion.
The man sees this brightly colored parrot on display, but there's a problem, the store owner tells the man. You see, this parrot's last owner was a foul-mouth, and the bird's vocabulary is crude, to say the least.
But the man is lonely, and his life is boring. The parrot might spice things ...