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Cattle Guard Jokes

The obligatory "cattle guard" joke for the next president

Stolen from [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp)

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), t...

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John is tired of the city life and wants to get back to basics.

So he sells his downtown flat, quits his office job and buys a small, modest farmhouse in the country. He's settled in to his new place, has found local employment working from home but feels something is missing and decides to buy some farm animals to further round out his new found autonomy.
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