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Carpet Layer Jokes

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his...

What did the Mexican carpet layer say to the apprentice?

Underlay underlay!

Speedy Gonzales

What was Speedy Gonzales's day job?

Carpet layer.

"Underlay! Underlay! Underlay!"

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