The sociopath teenage misfit down the street tortures small animals with embroidery needles he steals from his mother's sewing kit.

He's unbelievably crewel.

In a convent, the Mother Superior, a very mean woman, woke up.

\- What a wonderful day! Today, I'm so happy, I'll even be nice for the nuns - she said.

She got out of her room and saw a nun in the hall.

\- Good morning, Sister Joanna! You look really beautiful today! And that shirt you're knitting is so pretty!

\- Thanks, Mother. You look g...

So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day...

and the punchline had him in stitches!

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