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Oriental Rug Jokes

Girl you are like a fine oriental rug...

...you'd look great on hardwood.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's.

One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing.


The second dog turned to him and asked, "What are you in here for, buddy?"


"I'm in big trouble," he said. "My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he to...

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