Carpenter Ant Jokes - 5 Hilarious Carpenter Ant Jokes

What's the worst thing about carpenter bees and carpenter ants?

They aren't union.

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What did the trout and the carpenter ant name their online business?

Efishant

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What do you call a bunch of carpenter ants?

A construction site.

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An elephant is walking through the jungle.

An elephant is walking through the jungle. She is almost home home when she steps on a log and gets a nasty splinter deep in between her toes.

She tries to keep walking but the pain is just to much for her to handle.

As the elephant falls to the ground rrady to give up, she notices...

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

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