I was at the grocery store deciding if I should buy a $40 jug of whey protein
So I asked my friend, to which he replied:"Just btw"
I hate playing poker with proteins
All they do is fold!
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What's the difference between a fitness blog and a porn site?
One's all about proteins, whilst the other is more about amateur teens
So the guy goes to the doctor, says he doesn't feel all to good. The doc poked him a bit, measured his pulse and stuff, and finally gave him a questionnaire about his diet.
So he reads about his last week's menu. - Red meat? You can't have that much red meat! You know how much saturated f...
Nerdy cell pickup lines
- These were some of my biology notes from freshman year. I actually remembered the functions from these jokes
Are u a golgi apparatus? Cause I need help processing my feelings for u
Are we proteins in a golgi apparatus? Cause we’re being shipped
I hope you aren’t a controsome c...
Men are more susceptible to the covid19 coronavirus
Men could be more susceptible to Covid-19 because testicular tissue generates proteins the virus likes to latch onto.
It's got you by the balls.
Some engineers were arguing about God.
One says, "God was clearly a mechanical engineer. Just look at the structure of the bones, how they're shaped to carry their loads without wasted weight, how the joints interlock to give free movement, how the muscles are optimally placed as actuators with the best leverage."
The second repli...