What kind of farts does Sigourney Weaver do in the bath?

Ripley ones.

When I started going bald, my grandpa gave me his antique toupee weaver.

It's an heirloom hair loom.

Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie?

It's an Illegal Alien.

I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.

Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.

what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together?

hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.

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