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I am over 18

My friend's surname is Weaver, he's traced his family tree back to ancient cloth merchants.

My surname is Dickinson. I've decided to leave it.

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What kind of farts does Sigourney Weaver do in the bath?

Ripley ones.

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I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers.

Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline.

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Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie?

It's an Illegal Alien.

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