How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away its broom.
Why is it called Canadian bacon?
Because they're really sorry it's not real bacon.
Anyone ever try Canadian Bacon?
I hear it's the nicest bacon around.
What do you call a polite pig?
Canadian Bacon.
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