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Cinematograph Jokes

How long does it take a cinematographer to smoke a cigarette?

The same as anyone but it takes him 2 hours to light it!

So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar....

and the director takes all the credit.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do the other Daleks on planet Skaro say?

Teacher Dalek - "EDUCATE! EDUCATE!"

Student Dalek - "PROCRASTINATE! PROCRASTINATE!"

Horny Dalek - "PROCREATE! PROCREATE!"

Bored Dalek - "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!"

Bee Dalek - "POLLINATE! POLLINATE!"

In-love Dalek - "INFATUATE! INFATUATE!"

Actor Dalek - "IMPE...

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