Callers Jokes

And they all three had dates planned for this evening. The farmer got his shotgun out to clean as well for added intimidation for the gentlemen callers.
At 5PM there was a knock on the door, so the farmer answered it with his shotgun in tow.

A young man was standing in the stoop, and said,... read more

God, I hate cold callers.

Because “rear defroster” was already taken.

A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionary but could still be used in a sentence and make sense.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name?”

Caller: “Hi my name is Dave!”

DJ: “Hey Dave, what’s your word?”

Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, ... read more

He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder.

Friday night rolls around, and the doorbell rings, so he walks to it, shotgun in hand, and opens it to a young man who says:

“Hi, I’... read more

In the 1700s men were attracted to woman's natural scent. To stop from being accosted by too many gentlemen callers, a product was developed. Perfumey soaps applied to the clothes would remove and mask any odors. A whole new industry sprung up!

That industry? Laundry DeterGents.

Had a call in contest and the first person to call would get anything they asked for within reason. The phones explode with callers and he answers the first caller. It's an old crippled woman who happens to be in a wheelchair. She said she never had a date in her whole life and would like a date wit... read more

First he goes to rent a tuxedo, but there's a long line at the rental office. He waits for a while but soon gets a tux. Next on his list is a limo. He calls but there's a long line of callers and he is put on hold for an hour. He waits it out and is able to order his limo. Then on his list is flower... read more

Boudreaux was a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana who was born and raised a Baptist . Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

Now, as a point of interest, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic and as such were for... read more