Listener Jokes - 9 Hilarious Listener Jokes

What's the difference between a good listener and a kidnapper?

A good listener takes people seriously.

A kidnapper seriously takes people.

Always Be A Good Listener & don't be in hurry...

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds, the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?"
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Mike Tyson is a great listener

After all, he has 3 ears

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There was a man who lived in a 3 story house. **Remember: 3 stories.**

The man entered the house and saw his wife making an omelette. He told her "You're supposed to use butter, not oil." Immediately the wife slapped him and said "Who's cooking? Me or or you?"

The man went up to the se...

My girlfriend just told me I'm a poor listener.

Which upset me massively because I'm an awesome whistler.

Why are trailers good listeners?

Because they go where they’re towed.

My wife said she was leaving me because i was a bad listener.....

At least i think thats what she said anyway

Best listener

Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me.
Friend: You should date a blind mute.
Girl: why?
Friend: he's all ears

In the Soviet Union a listener calls Radio Yerevan with a pressing question.

"Is it true" the listener asks "that in Moscow, at the Red Square, Moskvich cars are being given for free?"

"It is absolutely true" the host replies "just not in Moscow but in Leningrad, not at the Red Square but at the Revolution Square, not cars but bikes, and not given for free but...

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