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Listener Jokes

Always Be A Good Listener & don't be in hurry...

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds, the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?"
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Mike Tyson is a great listener

After all, he has 3 ears

Why are trailers good listeners?

Because they go where they’re towed.

My neighbor likes to make a big deal about how SOME people prefer listening to rock music that's made using only a guitars, drums, and vocals. At first I thought he was just an opinionated music listener but...

I'm starting to think he's a bassist.

My girlfriend just told me I'm a poor listener.

Which upset me massively because I'm an awesome whistler.

My wife said she was leaving me because i was a bad listener.....

At least i think thats what she said anyway

REQUEST: Looking for those story jokes where you get the listener emotionally attached/involved before revealing knockout punchlines, to cheer up quarantined family friends

You know the ones I mean, guys. Let’s have it!

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