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Beeper Jokes

Two guys are going golfing

Two guys are going golfing, Π°nd one guy says, "I'm going to stop for some golf balls. You need any?"

And the guy says, "No, i got one."

"You got one? What if you lose it?"

He says, "You can't lose it. It's a special ball."

"What if you hit in the water?"

He says,...

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A German, a Texan, and a Japanese man are all relaxing in a sauna, completely naked

They sit in silence, until a loud beep is heard. The German steps out of the sauna and returns a few moments later.

"What was that?" the Texan asks.

"I have had a beeper installed in my arm. We Germans are a very advanced country, you know."
The Texan smiles and nods. A few minutes...

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The future of technology (long)

Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (Heads of Microsoft, Intel, and Advanced Micro Devices) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Jerry is sitting. Jerry says, "Oh, that's my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I...

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