My mum was rushed to hospital so I left a voicemail for my dad. "Dad, can you call me urgently?"

I got a phone call from him, "Hi Urgently"

I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls.

It's like they want to be ignored twice.

Why do phones have Voicemail?

Because voicefemail would take days to listen to...

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"

What do girls with a daddy kink call their real dad?

Nothing, it goes straight to voicemail.

my girlfriend has been quarantined because of the coronavirus.

i'm really worried, she's stuck at her ex's house and sent a voicemail of her moaning in pain. hopefully god is good to her and she can come home soon.

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A teacher sent out an announcement that her class will have a day off tomorrow.

One of her students comes home to tell his grandfather. *I don't have to go to school tomorrow, can you take me to the park?* He agrees.

He immediately calls his secretary at work. *Something came up so probably we can't meet up at the hotel tomorrow, let's do it some other time?* She agrees....

My girlfriend's cellphone service sucks!

Eight days ago when she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's
gone straight to voicemail ever since.

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What's the difference between a transsexual's giveaway and a message left on a phone?

One is a voicemail.



The other is a male voice.

A terrible situation.

A young couple wakes up for work and begin their normal routine. They each shower, get dressed, tell each other they love them, and give them a kiss goodbye before taking off.

The husband gets to work and has a voicemail from the hospital. It's a doctor, "Sir, there's been an accident, you ne...

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