You thought I was going to make a pun? I'm not that shallow.
Now buzz off.
Two airplane mechanics
Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, โI heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.โ Since they have nothin...
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3 friends want to work in the local mine...
They are totally inexperienced, but the money offered is good and they figure they can bluff their way in.
All 3 of them show up on the day of the interview and the first one is called into the boss' office.
Boss: So, do you have any mine working experience?
Friend 1: Sure, yeah...
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