Did you hear about the assassin with no nose?

He retired. Couldn't handle the scentless violence.

An old woman goes to the doctor...

and talks to him about a problem she is having.

"I have a terrible time with gas. Luckily, they are silent and scentless. In fact, I've farted several times while I've been here. While it isn't ruining my day to day living, it is terribly embarrassing."

The doctor thinks a minute an...

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