Bugatti Veyron Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bugatti Veyron Jokes

A young man is looking for a fast car.

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it sets him back $1.24M. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls ...

Three CEOs of car companies are kidnapped.

They are told to either pay $1bn for release, or attempt to escape 3 hazard-filled miles out of the city using any method of transportation they choose.

The first CEO asks for a Ford Mustang. He makes it one mile before being spotted by a group of snipers and eliminated.

The second CEO...

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3 People go to heaven

At the gate god explains that based on the amount of sins you commited in your life you get a vehicle. Person 1 who was a good man who always put family and the church first got a Bugatti Veyron. Person 2 was also a good man even though he never visited the church and commited some minor sins got a ...

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Heaven is a big place

Three guys arrive at the pearly gates together having all perished in different circumstances. Seeing the lineup they all wonder what separates them from access into the gates of heaven. As time goes by the line disappears and the three men find themselves next up. Peter is standing with a hand on t...

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