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Top Gear Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?

B flat.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?

An episode of Top Gear.

Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now -

All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Credit to Top Gear.
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