Zebo, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation of $10....
...and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!
Except for that one guy.
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and prepare for and emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the air hostess if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All ready back here, Captain," came...
The Penguin Joke
One day a cop pulls over a van and when he walked up to the drivers window he sees a flock of penguins buckled into the seats.
The cop asks the driver "are those penguins?"
The driver says "yes, they are my pets."
The cop replies to the driver "You need to take them to the zoo i...
Police Officer: "Why did you run that red light back there!!?
Me: "Are you a Cain Velasquez fan?"
Officer: (looks surprised) Yeah, big fan".
Me: "My damn knee buckled when I tried to hit the brake."
Officer: (Puts his head down) You can go
So Jan gets a job driving a school bus.
The first day of school, Jan is given the bus she's to drive. She's driving an elementary-school route, so the inside of the bus has been decked out with Sesame Street characters; muppets pasted on every wall. Jan shrugs and gets started on her route.
The first kid is a super fat little girl...
Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road?
She wasn't buckled in.