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Lil Wayne Jokes

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

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Why did Lil Wayne never release the song "delegate"

shit was so fire, everyone would've realised it was the work of ghost writers

If Lil Wayne was a Royal What would he be doing on the weekends?

I don't know, but I'm sure it would involve Wayneking.

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What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne?

Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!

Lil wayne becomes a comedian...

Lol wayne

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him?

It was what inspired him to become the Batman.

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

What’s a rappers favorite type of weather?

A Lil Wayne

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?

...They're calling for a Lil Wayne

Corny joke from a warehouse worker.

Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like hell. Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.

"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."

"What's it sound like?"

(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."

"Autotune...

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A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.

"Holy crap! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

What did they call Batman when he was little?

Lil Wayne

Kevin Hart is so short

He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"

Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something..

I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne

God is cruel

God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.

Is it true that..

Reporter : is that true that God sent Lil Wayne to teach ppl how to rap ?

Eminem : I don't remember sending anyone.

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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