Bruno Jokes

Don’t believe me? Just watch!

The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"

Because he has no nuts.

...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line.
He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop.

However, They don’t talk about Bruno… Mars!

At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out British Hell, Russia... read more

… but We Don’t Talk About Bruno.

Bruno Fernandes' penalty had hit the satellite

but Bruno Mars (1.65m) is a star?

...dies and goes to hell.

The devil is walking him down the brimstone corridors, showing him around the place. "You know, Tom," he says, "just because you're in hell doesn't mean you have to stay here. You can go to heaven if you'd like... and sit on a cloud all day, playing the harp... i... read more

"And then came the grandest idea of all! We actually made a map of the country, on the scale of a mile to the mile!"

"Have you used it much?" I enquired.

"It has never been spread out, yet," said Mein Herr: "the farmers objected: they said it would cover the whole country, and shut out... read more

a bear walks into a bar.

the bartender says 'what can I get ya there, bruno?'

the bear says 'i'll have a rum and.....................coke.'

the bartender says 'ok. but what's with the big pause?'

the bear lifts his forelegs, looks at them, and then says 'but i've ... read more

He had just bought it and suddenly he ran out of gas. So he walked to the nearest house and asked the owner if he could have some gas. The owner said yes and after he had the tank full he said ‘it’s getting late I have an extra room if you want to spend the night’. The man was uneasy but accepted be... read more