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“LOL stands for laugh out loud and BRB stands for be right back but what does IDK stand for?”

“I don’t know”

“Alright fine I’ll ask somebody else.”

It worked!

Brb, testing out my new time machine.

DOG: “Tell me joke”

ME: “Knock Knock”


DOG “OMG SOMEONES AT THE DOOR, BRB!”

And thus Jesus spake:

"I shall return unto my Father's House for a pack of smokes, brb."

What did the depressed Buddhist text his mom?

Commiting suicide, BRB

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A gecko was walking through the forest, when he saw a lot of smoke at the top of the tree where his friend monkey lived.

"He's got some good stuff there", he thought. He climbed up the tree and met his friend monkey, who was already high.

They smoked together for a while, then the gecko felt very thirsty. "I'll go down to the river and get some water, brb", he said to his friend.

As he was having his fre...

Anne Frank's famous last words.

Brb, door

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