A Calgarian rolled up the rim on his Tim Hortons coffee. He stared in disbelief for a moment, then started yelling, “I’ve won a motor home! I’ve won a motor home!” A woman working at the counter said, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a car.” “No, it says right here,” he said, handi...
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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg
Tie Wan Shu
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
No offense anyone...hehe
Boy: *Kissing girl on couch* You wanna take this upstairs?
Girl: Hehe sure baby
Boy: Sweet! Grab the other end, I can't carry it by myself
I swallowed two cans of helium today
HeHe
Why couldn't the duck make a cake?
He couldn't quack his eggs ... hehe
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe
What's the best part of an ISIS joke?
The Execution.
Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
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