Brands Jokes - 9 Hilarious Brands Jokes

When I was a kid, the best boombox brands you could buy were JVC, Aiwa, and Panasonic.

..but those are just old stereotypes.

According to J.D. Power, Ford is one of the most reliable brands.

75% of Fords are still on the road. The other 25% made it home.

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Why do we have diaper brands named "Huggies, luvs and Depends?

When a baby shits themselves we will still "Hug" and "love" them.

When an old person shits themselves it "depends" who is on the will...

What's a cannibals favorite earbud brand

Skullcandy

*shows pictures of different brands of stereos that are black

Damn, that's a lot black stereo types.

My boss Fred keeps trying different brands of glue.

I think he should just pick one and stick with it.

A lot of people will prefer luxury toilet paper over cheaper brands;

But on the whole they're no different.

What do you call someone who switches water bottle brands a lot

An h2hoe

People want to boycott brands because of political and religious views

I just want to be able to afford those brands.

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