I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's too bad really...

I had a blast working there.

what does it feel like to join a suicide bomb squad?

I don't know, you'll have to C4 yourself!

A group of terrorists started a boy band

The group is called bomb squad

If at first you don't succeed,

The bomb squad is not the job for you

When asked how he keeps his cool under pressure...

The bomb squad captain said "either I'm right or it's not my problem anymore."

Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires stickin out of it...

He phones the bomb squad... "jesus, I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a feckin bomb"...

The operator asks "Is it tickin?" ...Paddy says "No, I tink it's beef!"

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