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Bomb Squad Jokes

I got fired from the bomb squad today :(

It's too bad really.....

I had a blast working there!

What did the late bomb squad technician say about his recently popular Reddit post?

I did not expect this to blow up.

what does it feel like to join a suicide bomb squad?

I don't know, you'll have to C4 yourself!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

so a man is pulled over

The cop walks up to the window and says sir, do you know why I pulled you over? The man says no and the cop says I clocked you doing 77 in a 65. May I see you license, registration and proof of insurance. The man says he not only has none of those but the car is stolen. The couple he stole it from ...

Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires stickin out of it...

He phones the bomb squad... "jesus, I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a feckin bomb"...

The operator asks "Is it tickin?" ...Paddy says "No, I tink it's beef!"

When asked how he keeps his cool under pressure...

The bomb squad captain said "either I'm right or it's not my problem anymore."

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