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By tightly securing our Nuclear Arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ...

... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.

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And now, over to our expert on international arms trade

In the news studio:

> Thank you Linda - Now, the intelligence services will obviously be looking for the missing warhead, but it's not that simple.
>
> You see, nuclear weapons are like blowjobs, you cannot just go to a shop and buy one.

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Later, in the news s...

I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

Austria declares war on China:

„We have 200 soldiers and 3 Tanks“

China accepst: „We have 4 Million Soldiers, a Million Tanks an a couple hundred nuclear warheads“

Austria replies:„We abort the declaration, we can't provide enough accomodations for the war prisoners “

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