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Blames Jokes

A bad workman blames his fools...

**EDIT: tools**

...stupid keyboard...

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Everyone always blames Mercury for them being an .

Maybe it’s Uranus.

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it’s not always Trudeau

A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living

Indeed a grave situation

My wife blames me for two things...

Mainly that I often do not listen to her, and she was also saying something else…

My father used to tell me a poor craftsman blames his tools.

Maybe if he had better tools he wouldn't be so poor

Netflix’s new live-action anime adaption “One Piece” bombs despite majority positive reviews from critics and audiences

The studio blames their poor numbers off the series glorifying piracy.

Only a bad chef blames his tools, Jeremy..

Yeah, but trying to fillet a fish with a spoon just doesn't quite cut it.

“I've created a new computer that is almost human."

"You mean that it can think, feel and reason just like a human would?"

"No, but when it makes a mistake it blames it on another computer."
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