A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living

Indeed a grave situation

A bad workman blames his fools...

EDIT: *tools

stupid keyboard.

My father used to tell me a poor craftsman blames his tools.

Maybe if he had better tools he wouldn't be so poor

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it’s not always Trudeau

My wife blames me for two things...

Mainly that I often do not listen to her, and she was also saying something else…

Only a bad chef blames his tools, Jeremy..

Yeah, but trying to fillet a fish with a spoon just doesn't quite cut it.

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