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Blames Jokes

A bad workman blames his fools...

**EDIT: tools**

...stupid keyboard...

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Everyone always blames Mercury for them being an asshole.

Maybe it’s Uranus.

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it’s not always Trudeau

A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living

Indeed a grave situation

My wife blames me for two things...

Mainly that I often do not listen to her, and she was also saying something else…

My father used to tell me a poor craftsman blames his tools.

Maybe if he had better tools he wouldn't be so poor

Netflix’s new live-action anime adaption “One Piece” bombs despite majority positive reviews from critics and audiences

The studio blames their poor numbers off the series glorifying piracy.

Only a bad chef blames his tools, Jeremy..

Yeah, but trying to fillet a fish with a spoon just doesn't quite cut it.

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A man and his wife are on their bed one night

Their marriage has been on the rocks lately, and the wife blames it on the newfound piousness of the husband. Even now, she's trying to sleep early for work tomorrow but the man still has the lamp on; reading his bible in silence.

She didn't mind it at first, but then her husband started losi...

“I've created a new computer that is almost human."

"You mean that it can think, feel and reason just like a human would?"

"No, but when it makes a mistake it blames it on another computer."

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