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Biologic Jokes

A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds.

“Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”

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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts

is to make males stupid.

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How do you tell the biological sex of an ant?

You put them in separate envelopes and put a stamp and leave it for the postman. if the postman leaves the letter, girl ant; if the post man takes the letter, mail ant.

Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven

When an old man approaches.

"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter.

"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him ve...

A Joke for a Sunday

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?"

"Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a m...

I was going to meet my biological dad today

but he pulled out at the last minute.

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We now know with 100% certainty that Ted Cruz is not the biological father to his children.

He always pulls out when it gets hard.

My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

My biological father reached out to me towards the end of his life, but I ignored him, I still feel sorry...

..he fell off that cliff.

People say that adopted kids aren’t loved the same as biological kids.

You’d have to be pretty drunk to accidentally spend $40,000 at an adoption agency.

What was the man's response when he found out all of his kids were not his biological children?

He said the experience left a lot to be de-sired.

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